Captain Kirk posted an e-vite to the shipwide Christmas party.
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s e-vite: Yeah - the time, date, and place are always helpful to include.
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Captain Kirk replied to Dr. McCoy’s comment: That information is provided to only those who I want to attend.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s post: “whom” not who
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Dr. McCoy replied to Captain Kirk’s comment: Wait until I invite you for your next “physical.”
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Captain Kirk posted an e-vite to the shipwide Christmas party: 24 December (Std Earth – North America Calendar), 1800 (Std Ship’s Time), Forward Observation Lounge. Everyone welcome.
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s e-vite: “Everyone?” This includes your (ex)BFF?
Captain Kirk commented on Dr. McCoy’s post: It wouldn’t be a party without you! Your current and forever BFF. 

Ensign Chekov posted on Lt. Sulu’s wall: Stop snooping in my quarters. I did not order you a new sword for Christmas.
Lt. Sulu replied to Ensign Chekov’s post: I wasn’t snooping. And I know you ordered me one. I can wait until Christmas for you to give it to me.
Commander Spock posted to Ensign Chekov’s wall: If you would like assistance in changing the access code to your quarters, I am available to advise you in reprogramming your door control in order to make it more secure. Even from the Captain.
Captain Kirk unlikes Commander Spock’s post.
Ensign Chekov replied to Commander Spock’s post: No thank you, sir.
Ensign Chekov sent Lt. Sulu a private message: Not to worry, Hikaru. You can come in my quarters any time. But I did NOT order you a new sword.
Lt. Sulu posted on Quartermaster Matherson’s wall: Did Ensign Chekov get any long, narrow packages from Earth?
Quartermaster Matherson replied to Lt. Sulu’s post: I am not at liberty to discuss any delivers made to Enterprise. Especially not at this time of year.
Lt. Sulu commented on Quartermaster Matherson post: Please?
Quartermaster Matherson commented on Lt. Sulu’s post: No. Don’t ask again or I’ll tell the Captain.
Captain Kirk commented on Quartermaster Matherson post: No need. I got it. Hikaru, leave Matherson alone. Leave Pavel alone. Or Santa won’t come to see you AT ALL.
Commander Spock sent Captain Kirk a private message: Surely you do not believe in the Human myth of Santa?
Captain Kirk responded to Commander Spock’s private message: Maybe. Maybe not.

Captain Kirk invited all his minions to celebrate Saturnalia on D&D Planet Paradise. {Click here to celebrate Saturnalia on your own Planet.}
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s invitation: I’m a doctor, dammit. I am NOT your Dungeon minion. And I hate mead.
Captain Kirk invited all his neighbors to celebrate Christmas on his Area 51 Farm Town. {Click here to celebrate Christmas on your own Area 51 Farm Town.}
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s invitation: I’m a doctor, dammit. I am NOT your Area 51 neighbor. I’m not even your friend.
Captain Kirk invited his pirate crew to celebrate Maritime Christmas on his Outer Space Pirateship. {Click here to celebrate Maritime Christmas your own Outer Space Pirateship.}
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s invitation: For the last time, STOP sending me invitations to your stupid SpaceBook games. We have medication for ADD you know.

Captain Kirk posted on Chief Engineer Scott’s wall: If there were a “still” on board, which clearly there is not since that would be against regulations, would you be able to bring that special ingredient for eggnog to the party?
Chief Engineer Scott commented on Captain Kirk’s post: If I knew anything about a “still” being on board, I would imagine that I could procure that special ingredient to add to the eggnog. If there were such a thing as a still. Which of course there is not.
Commander Spock commented on Chief Engineer’s post: I will never comprehend the Human tendency to tell themselves lies.
Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock’s post: I’ll explain it later. With visual aids. And maybe a PowerPoint presentation. If you know what I mean.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s post: I do not know what you mean. I trust you will enlighten me as time permits.
Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock’s post: You can be sure of that!

Lt. Uhura posted on Captain Kirk’s wall: Is the crew permitted to wear casual clothes to the party, Captain?
Captain Kirk commented on Lt. Uhura’s post: God I hope so. That bright blue dress would be perfect.
Lt. Uhura commented Captain Kirk’s on post: What blue dress? I’m sure I have NO idea what you are talking about, Captain.
Captain Kirk commented on Lt. Uhura’s post: Please?
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s post: Is this an entirely appropriate discussion to be having in public?
Lt. Uhura commented Commander Spock’s on post: Not to worry, Commander. We all know he’s really 4. And he’s welcome to wear any color dress he wants.
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Captain Kirk updated his status: If anyone tries to contact me before 1100, I will bring you up on charges. Deal with any red alerts yourself. And do NOT under any circumstance sound the alarms.
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s status: You have no one to blame but yourself. Will you let me give you the detox now?
Captain Kirk commented on Dr. McCoy’s post: I hate you. I hate everybody. Except Spock.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s post: I love you too, t’hy’la. Even when you are grumpy from the hangover which is your own fault.
Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock’s post: Leave me alone. Or kill me. Either one.
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