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    Crew of USS Enterprise on SpaceBook - Part 2

    Sunday
    Dec272009

    Dr. Leonard McCoy changed his status to CMO.
    Hikaru Sulu changed his status to Helmsman.
    Pavel Chekov changed his status to Navigator.
    Nyota Uhura changed her status to Communications Officer.
    Montgomery Scott changed his status to Chief Engineer.
    Christopher Pike changed his status to Admiral.
    James T. Kirk left his status as Captain.

    Commander Spock changed his status to First Officer and Chief Science Officer.

    Lt. Uhura changed her relationship status from It’s Complicated to Single.
    Captain Kirk changed his relationship status from Singlely Awesome to In a Relationship.
    Lt Uhura wrote on Captain Kirk’s wall: If you hurt him, so help me, I will make sure you suffer.
    Dr. McCoy likes Lt. Uhrua’s post.

    Captain Kirk posted on Commander’s Spock wall: Forward Observation Deck, 22:00. I’ll bring the wine, you bring the blanket.
    Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s post: It is not entirely appropriate to advertise our rendezvous.
    Dr. McCoy likes Commander Spock’s comment.
    Captain Kirk deleted his post on Commander Spock’s wall and sent him a private event invitation.
    Commander Spock replied to Captain Kirk’s private event invitation: I will see you there.

    Dr. McCoy posted on Captain Kirk’s wall: If you don’t come to Medbay for your mandatory physical, Spock will see that you do.
    Captain Kirk unlikes Dr. McCoy’s post.
    Commander Spock commented on Dr. McCoy’s post: I will be certain he arrives on time.
    Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock’s comment: You’ll have to catch me first. And NO nerve pinches.

    Ensign Chekov posted on Lt. Sulu’s wall: For the last time, I vill NOT be your fencing partner.
    Lt. Sulu commented on Ensign Chekov’s post: I promise I’ll go easy on you. And fencing is a time-honored tradition in Russia.
    Ensign Chekov commented on Lt. Sulu’s comment: I said nyet. No. Absolutely not. If you ask me again, I vill tell the Keptain.
    Captain Kirk posted on Lt. Sulu’s wall: Leave Pavel alone, please. It’s pathetic when he comes crying to me because you are chasing him with your sword.
    Lt. Sulu commented on Captain Kirk’s post: That’s not my sword, sir.
    420 people likes Lt. Sulu’s comment.

    Chief Engineer Scott posted on Captain Kirk’s wall: I’m givin’ it all I got.
    Captain Kirk commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s post: I just wanted some more sandwiches, Scotty. Chill.
    Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s comment: Those sandwiches better not be on white bread with mayonnaise. You can’t run while you’re in space, and if you aren’t careful, you’re going to loose your girlish figure.
    Commander Spock commented on Dr. McCoy’s comment: Not to worry, t’hy’la. More of you to love.
    Captain Kirk likes Commander Spock’s comment.
    Dr. McCoy unlikes Commander Spock’s comment.

    Captain Kirk invited Dr. McCoy to be his minion on D&D Planet Paradise. {Click here to claim your own Planet.}
    Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s invitation: I’m a doctor, dammit. Not a Dungeon Master.
    Captain Kirk invited Dr. McCoy to be his neighbor on Area 51 Farm Town. {Click here to claim your own Area 51 Farm Town.}
    Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s invitation: I’m a doctor, dammit. Not an alien glowworm farmer.
    Captain Kirk invited Dr. McCoy to be join his crew on his Outer Space Pirateship. {Click here to claim your own Outer Space Pirateship.}
    Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s invitation: I’m a doctor, dammit. Not space pirate. And for the last time, STOP sending me invitations to these idiotic games. Not all of us suffer from ADD, you know.
    Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s invitation: How do you have time to play all of these games, sir?
    Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock’s comment: Captains don’t work every shift, Commander. I have to have something to do when you insist that you need to.
    Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s comment: I apologize. I will return to our quarters momentarily. And we will find more interesting pursuits to occupy your time.
    Captain Kirk likes Commander Spock’s comment.
    Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock’s comment: Hurry. Mkay thnx.

    Commander Spock poked Captain Kirk.
    Captain Kirk poked Commander Spock back.

    Lt. Uhura is wondering how anyone as childish as Jim Kirk could become Captain of anything.
    Commander Spock unlikes Lt. Uhura’s status.
    Captain Kirk commented on Lt. Uhura’s status: This childish Captain can have you brought up on charges of insubordination.
    Commander Spock unlikes Captain Kirk’s comment on Lt. Uhura’s status.
    Dr. McCoy commented on Lt. Uhura’s status: You are so right, Nyota.
    Captain Kirk commented on Dr. McCoy’s comment on Lt. Uhura’s status: BFF or not, I’ll bring you up on charges too.
    Commander Spock unlikes Captain Kirk’s comment.
    Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s comment: Does this mean I am no longer your BFF?
    Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock’s comment: I told you - you are my BFF+ benefits. Bones is my (ex)BFF w/o benefits. Trust me – your kind of BFF+ is way better than the other kind.
    Dr. McCoy unlikes Captain Kirk’s comment.
    Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s comment: Sorry. I forgot. BFF+. Got it.
    Captain Kirk likes Commander Spock’s comment.
    Lt. Uhura is wondering why everyone keeps ignoring her. Am I not the hottest woman on this entire starship??? Hello!
    221 people like Lt. Uhura’s status.