Captain Kirk is chill-laxing on shoreleave at a double-top secret location with my BFF (+benefits) and my BFF (-benefits). Life Is Good!
Commander Spock is on shoreleave.
Dr. McCoy is on shoreleave and is wondering why I ever said yes. OMG - what was I thinking??
Captain Kirk commented on Dr. McCoy's status: You were thinking that you couldn't live without me for two weeks. And you know it!

Captain Kirk poked Commander Spock.
Commander Spock poked Captain Kirk.

Lt. Uhura is on shoreleave at home surrounded by my family who think I may have completely lost my mind. I've assured them I do not have the corner on crazy - that title belongs to Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk unlikes Lt. Uhura's status.
Dr. McCoy likes Lt. Uhura's status.

Lt. Sulu is on shoreleave with my BFF. Going deep sea diving tomorrow. (Oh crap - I hope Captain Kirk doesn't see this.)
Captain Kirk commented on Lt. Sulu's status: Didn't you promise to return to the Enterprise all in one piece this time?
Lt. Sulu commented on Captain Kirk's post: I'll be careful. I promise. There aren't any sharks here. Well, not too many.
Captain Kirk commented on Lt. Sulu's post: What does Pavel think of your plans?
Ensign Chekov commented on Captain Kirk's post: I'm not the boss of him, Captain.
Captain Kirk sent Ensign Chekov a private message: Pavel, you better change your SpaceBook password. Hikaru is posting on it again.
Ensign Chekov replied to Captain Kirk's message: Thank you, Captain. I vill change my passvord.

Chief Engineer Scott is on the spacestation checking on repairs to my starship.
Captain Kirk commented on Chief Engineer Scott's status: She's my starship.
Chief Engineer Scott unlikes Captain Kirk's post.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk's post: It is technically Starfleet's starship.
Captain Kirk unlikes Commander Spock's post.
Chief Engineer Scott unlikes Commander Spock's post.

Captain Kirk promoted Dr. McCoy to Dragon Keeper on his D&D Planet Paradise. This gains Captain Kirk a second castle. {Click here to promote your own Dragon Keeper. Click here to see how you can gain a second castle.}
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk's post: I'm a doctor, dammit. Not your Dragon Keeper. There are no dragons. And you are no longer my friend.
Captain Kirk promoted Dr. McCoy to Chief Farmer and Harvester on his Area 51 Farm Town. {Click here to promote your own Chief Farmer and Harvester on your Area 51 Farm Town. This gains Captain Kirk a new green and yellow John Deere Tractor. Click here to see how you can gain your own green and yellow John Deere Tractor.}
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk's invitation: I'm a doctor, dammit. I am not now nor will I ever be your anything on any imaginary farm, pirateship, or planet paradise. Leave me alone.
Captain Kirk promoted Dr. McCoy to his First Officer on his Outer Space Pirateship. {Click here to promote your First Officer on your own Outer Space Pirateship. This gains Captain Kirk a Outer Space Piratecruiser. Click here to see you can gain your own Outer Space Piratecruiser.}
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk's invitation: WTF? And stop using me so you can level up on your stupid games.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk's invitations: I recommend you no longer annoy Dr. McCoy with your childish fascination with imaginary farms, pirateships, or planets. And before you ask, no, I will NOT be your neighbor, dragon keeper, or imaginary First Officer. I am your actual First Officer. That's privilege enough for one Vulcan lifetime.
Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock's post: I thought Vulcans didn't employ sarcasm.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk's post: Only when it is appropriate, Captain.
Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock's post: Not you too.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk's post: I am certain I do not know to what you are referring, sir.
Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock's post: Sarcasm does not become you, my love.
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk's post: I think sarcasm becomes him quite well. Carry on, Mr. Spock.
Commander Spock likes Dr. McCoy's post.
Captain Kirk unlikes Dr. McCoy's post.

Captain Kirk SpaceBook chatted with Dr. McCoy: Whatever. I thought you weren't talking to me.
Dr. McCoy SpaceBook chatted with Captain Kirk: I am sitting right next to you, you hyper-active infant. WHY are you instant messaging me?
Captain Kirk SpaceBook chatted with Dr. McCoy: Chill, dude. I'm surprised you even know how to SpaceBook chat.
Dr. McCoy SpaceBook chatted with Captain Kirk: I'm not that old. And you will never get to be this old. Not if I have anything to say about it.
Captain Kirk SpaceBook chatted with Dr. McCoy: You know you love me. You couldn't live without me.
Dr. McCoy SpaceBook chatted with Captain Kirk: wtevr
Captain Kirk SpaceBook chatted with Dr. McCoy: Whatever? I'm not sure that's how you chat that. I'll check with Spock.
Dr. McCoy SpaceBook chatted with Captain Kirk: IDC
Captain Kirk SpaceBook chatted with Dr. McCoy: Infinite diversity combinations?
Dr. McCoy SpaceBook chatted with Captain Kirk: I Don't Care
Dr. McCoy is no longer on-line.

Commander Spock SpaceBook chatted with Captain Kirk: You. Me. Our bedroom?
Captain Kirk SpaceBook chatted with Commander Spock: YES

Commander Spock poked Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk poked Commander Spock.

Ensign Chekov posted to his wall: Hikaru should be out of hospital in four days.
Captain Kirk commented on Ensign Chekov's post: OMG What did he do this time???
Ensign Chekov commented on Captain Kirk's post: Broke his right leg. Broke his left arm. And fractured his skull.
Captain Kirk commented on Ensign Chekov's post: WTF How did he do that???
Ensign Chekov commented on Captain Kirk's post: And broke his nose. Cliff diving. The rocks vere bigger than they looked. That's vhat he said vhen he vas conscious a few minutes ago.
Captain Kirk commented on Ensign Chekov's post: NFW Tell him for me when I see him I'm going to kill him. And I mean that in the kindest way possible.
Ensign Chekov commented on Captain Kirk's post: I vill tell him, sir.
Dr. McCoy commented on Ensign Chekov's post: Do I need to come, Pavel? I can be there in five hours.
Ensign Chekov commented on Dr. McCoy's post: No thank you, sir. I could never ask that of you. You are on shoreleave also. The doctors said he is in the stable and vill make a full recovery.
Dr. McCoy commented on Ensign Chekov's post: Alright. If you want me to come, it's not a sacrifice, I can promise you. And the doctors must of said he was "stable" not in the stable.
Ensign Chekov commented on Dr. McCoy's post: Yes, sir. That vas it. He is stable. Sorry. I'll let you know if he vants you to come. Once he vakes up again.
Commander Spock commented on Ensign Chekov's post: Please let Lt. Sulu know we are thinking of him and look forward to seeing him on board the Enterprise at the end of shoreleave.
Ensign Chekov commented on Commander Spock's post: Thank you, sir. I vill tell Hikaru know as soon as he vakes up again.

Captain Kirk is chill-laxing in his new double-top secret location for the second half of shoreleave along with his BFF (+benefits) and his BFF (-benefits).
Commander Spock is relieved that the second location of shoreleave is considerably warmer than the first location. This location is more conducive to the clothing optional option.
Dr. McCoy commented on Commander Spock's post: "clothing optional option"? Really?
Commander Spock commented on Dr. McCoy's post: How would you term it, Doctor?
Dr. McCoy commented on Commander Spock's post: First, he better not be "clothing optional" anywhere I can see him. And second, how about clothing optional opportunity?
Commander Spock commented on Dr. McCoy's post: A person cannot be "clothing optional," Doctor. Only a situation can.
Dr. McCoy commented on Commander Spock's post: Stop being so literal you green-bloodied hobgoblin.
Captain Kirk commented on Dr. McCoy's post: Guys. Guys. Enough with the squabbling. We're on vacation. Let's go swimming!
Dr. McCoy commented on Captain Kirk's post: Only if you promise to keep your bathing suit on this time.
Captain Kirk commented on Dr. McCoy's post: I promise. Race you to the ocean!
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk's post: I too will join you for some recreational aquatic activity.

Captain Kirk is back aboard my starship. I'll be down to MedBay for some magical sunburn curing lotion. You don't have to worry, Bones. Spock will put it on for me.
Commander Spock is back aboard the Enterprise. And I will NOT be putting lotion on any part of your anatomy, Captain. Not until after your self inflicted sunburn has completed healed. Nor will I be sleeping in the same bed with you until the aforementioned sunburn has finished peeled.
Captain Kirk unlikes Commander Spock's status.
Dr. McCoy is reluctantly back and hiding from certain command personnel who I've spent too much time with. The analgesic lotion will be delivered to your quarters, Captain. I have no need to see your sunburn. Not in this lifetime.
Commander Spock commented on Dr. McCoy's post: "with whom I've spent too much time."
Dr. McCoy is no longer on-line.

Lt. Uhura is back aboard the Enterprise and is glad.
Captain Kirk likes Lt. Uhura's status.
Lt. Uhura is wondering if the sunburn is the reason the Captain hasn't sat down this entire shift.
Captain Kirk unlikes Lt. Uhura's status.

Chief Engineer Scott is on shoreleave. Risa is beautiful this time of year.

Ensign Chekov is not yet back on the Enterprise. Hikaru will be released tomorrow then ve'll be back.
Ensign Chekov is posting for Lt. Sulu who doesn't yet have use of both hands: We'll be back day after tomorrow.
Captain Kirk commented on Ensign Chekov's post: I'm still going to kill you, Hikaru. And you are NEVER going on shoreleave again.
Ensign Chekov commented on Captain Kirk's post on behalf of Lt. Sulu: Understood, sir.