SpaceBook Summertime Edition

Captain Kirk tagged Commander Spock in his album My Summer Vacation on New Vulcan.
Doctor McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s album: You weren’t on vacation. We were there because Sarek is mad at you.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s album: It is not accurate to state that my father felt anger toward the Captain. It was an unfortunate misunderstanding which we have straightened out.
Doctor McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s album: Not the story I heard.
Captain Kirk commented on his album: What’d you hear, Bones? That I am awesome and the Vulcans love me?
Doctor McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s album: Hardly. More like the Ambassador had to save your ass from the fire when Sarek found out you and Spock are already married.
Captain Kirk commented on his album: Yeah, about that, Doctor. How’d he find out? Any ideas???
Doctor McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s album: I’m sure I don’t know what you are talking about. Maybe the heat got to you worse than I thought.
Captain Kirk commented on his album: Right. And I’m King of England.
Doctor McCoy commented on Captain Kirk’s album: The heat definitely got to you. I’m ordering bed rest and isolation for 48 hours.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s album: I do not believe that Doctor McCoy is the one who told my father of our marriage. It is of no importance. He has accepted our bond and wishes us only the very best.
Lieutenant Uhura commented on Captain Kirk’s album: Yeah yeah yeah. Where are the pictures from the rest of the time we were on the planet? I want Christine to see the new bathing suit I bought. It’s the cutest ever.
Captain Kirk commented on his album: Apparently the rest of the pictures were overexposed. They didn’t turn out.
Lieutenant Uhura commented on Captain Kirk’s album: You can’t overexpose digital photos, Captain. And I find out you have those pictures in a secret stash somewhere, you will hear a whole new vocabulary for ways you can go &%& yourself.
Doctor McCoy likes Lt. Uhura’s comment.
Captain Kirk unlikes Lt. Uhura’s comment.
Commander Spock unlikes Lt. Uhura’s comment.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s album: That is not appropriate, Lieutenant. I am the only one who &%& the Captain.
Captain Kirk likes Commander Spock’s comment.
Lieutenant Uhura commented on Captain Kirk’s album: Sorry. Got carried away. Spock, I trust you to make sure that infant doesn’t print any of the pictures he took while we were at hotel pool.
Commander Spock commented on Captain Kirk’s album: I will see to it, Nyota. You need not worry.

Captain Kirk sent Commander Spock a private message: Come to our quarters when you get a chance and I’ll show you the pictures of Uhura in her new bikini.
Commander Spock responded to Captain Kirk’s private message: That would be most inappropriate, t’hy’la. You must delete them as you promised.
Captain Kirk responded to Commander Spock’s private message: Spoilsport.
Commander Spock responded to Captain Kirk’s private message: I will make it up to you. I am on my way to our quarters.

Commander Spock poked Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk poked Commander Spock.

Ambassador Spock friend requested Commander Spock.
Commander Spock accepted Ambassador Spock’s friend request.
Ambassador Spock wrote on Commander Spock’s wall: I have talked extensively with our father. I have assured him that you and Jim are repeating history. He is accepting of your marriage and your bond. Please consider his reaction no further.
Commander Spock commented on Ambassador Spock’s post: I appreciate your assistance. I did not anticipate the full extent of our father’s negative reaction to the news of our bond. I had believed that he would be appreciative of the comfort and companionship provided to me by my Jim.
Captain Kirk commented on Ambassador Spock’s post: “Comfort and companionship?” Really? Not love? Not awesome you-know-what? I give you comfort and companionship?
Ambassador Spock commented on his post: Perhaps this is a conversation best had in person, Jim.
Commander Spock commented on Ambassador Spock’s post: You know how important you are to me, t’hy’la. It is not customary for Vulcans to use the traditional words to express the true depth of my regard for you. You must never doubt that i<3u
Captain Kirk commented on Ambassador Spock’s post: I less than 3 you too. I’m sorry. I do understand. Sorry Amb. Spock. We’ll stop having these discussions on your wall, I promise.
Ambassador Spock commented on his post: I understand, Jim. No harm no foul.
Captain Kirk commented on Ambassador Spock’s post: No harm no foul? Bwhahahaha…. You crack me up. Can you teach my Spock to make jokes too?
Ambassador Spock commented on his post: Your Spock will learn in time, Jim. As I have.
Commander Spock commented on Ambassador Spock’s post: I am still on line.
Captain Kirk commented on Ambassador Spock’s post: Not for long. Come to our quarters and I’ll give you comfort and companionship.

Commander Spock is no longer on line.
Captain Kirk is no longer on line.

Captain Kirk friend requested Ambassador Spock.
Ambassador Spock accepted Captain Kirk’s friend request.
Doctor McCoy friend requested Ambassador Spock and sent him a private message: Just so you know, you’ll now start getting hundreds of requests from the stupid games Jim plays on SpaceBook. Ignore them, for the sake of your sanity. Eventually you may be forced to unfriend him. I have. 12 times so far.
Ambassador Spock accepted Doctor McCoy’s friend request and responded to his private message: Understood, Doctor. I know that the inordinate number of games available on SpaceBook can be quite a temptation to someone as intelligent and curious as is Captain Kirk.
Doctor McCoy responded to Ambassador Spock’s private message: Intelligent and curious, huh? I prefer hyperactive and childish myself.
Ambassador Spock responded to Doctor McCoy’s private message: I can certainly understand that. Yet he still manages to be charming and captivating.
Doctor McCoy responded to Ambassador Spock’s private message: Yours was maybe. Not so much with this one.
Ambassador Spock responded to Doctor McCoy’s private message: LOL
Doctor McCoy responded to Ambassador Spock’s private message: OMG. I can’t believe you just did that!

Lieutenant Sulu tagged Ensign Chekov in his album Yes, It Is As Hot As Hell
Ensign Chekov commented on Lieutenant Sulu’s album: You still need a haircut, Karu.
Lieutenant Sulu commented on his album: As soon as the Doctor releases me, I’ll take care of it.
Doctor McCoy commented on Lieutenant Sulu’s album: How many times did I tell you NOT to bodysurf down that sand dune? How many???
Ensign Chekov commented on Lieutenant Sulu’s album: 14 times, sir. Although 3 of those were after he had done it and already had those burns on his stomach and hands.
Doctor McCoy commented on Lieutenant Sulu’s album: Don’t forget the 2nd degree sunburn on his back because he thought doing it without a shirt was a good idea!!!! Good God man. You’re worse than the Captain!
Captain Kirk unlikes Doctor McCoy’s comment.
Lieutenant Sulu commented on his album: I’m really sorry, Doctor. I didn’t mean to get so burnt.
Captain Kirk commented on Lieutenant Sulu’s album: Not to worry, Hikaru. Bones will forgive you. Trust me. I know from experience.
Doctor McCoy commented on Lieutenant Sulu’s album: Don’t go puttin’ fool ideas into his head, Captain. You’re already a full time job. Between the two of you, it’s a wonder I ever get any sleep.
Lieutenant Sulu unlikes Doctor McCoy’s comment.
Captain Kirk unlikes Doctor McCoy’s comment.
Commander Spock and 433 others like Doctor McCoy’s comment.
Captain Kirk commented on Lieutenant Sulu’s album: I can have you all put on report!
432 unlike Doctor McCoy’s comment.

Chief Engineer Scott tagged the USS Enterprise in his album Latest Upgrades to the Engines of My Starship.
Captain Kirk commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s album: She’s my starship.
Doctor McCoy commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s album: OMG not again!!! Please stop this right now.
Commander Spock commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s album: You will never be able to stop them. Ignore them as I do.
Chief Engineer Scott commented on his album: It’s my job to keep her flying. That makes her mine, Captain.
Captain Kirk commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s album: Try to keep her flying without me. See how long that lasts.
Commander Spock commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s album: The Enterprise belongs to the United Federation of Planets. It is not the personal property of anyone. Neither Captain nor Chief Engineer.
Captain Kirk commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s album: Stop being so literal, t’hy’la. And don’t spoil our fun. We love arguing about who she belongs to.
Commander Spock commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s album: “to whom she belongs.” And I can think of more interesting ways for you to have ‘fun’, sir.
Captain Kirk commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s album: I hear that. You. Me. Our quarters. Ten minutes.
Commander Spock commented on Chief Engineer Scott’s album: Absolutely, sir.

Commander Spock poked Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk poked Commander Spock.

Doctor McCoy tagged the crew of the Enterprise in his album This Is Why I Am Always “Grumpy”
Captain Kirk commented on Doctor McCoy’s album: I’m telling you, it wasn’t my fault this time.
Doctor McCoy commented on his album: How it is not your fault? You are the reason we had to go to Vulcan in the first place. You are the reason we had to spend four nights sleeping in tents for God’s sake. You are the reason Sulu decided to bodysurf down the dune. “Double-dog dare you.” Good God man – you’re a Starship Captain!! How can you double-dog dare anybody to do anything? You aren’t three years old!
Lieutenant Sulu commented on Doctor McCoy’s album: He didn’t really dare me, Doctor. I just said he did so Pavel wouldn’t yell at me any longer.
Doctor McCoy commented on his album: Sure, Hikaru. Sure I believe that. And yes I did just fall off a turnip truck.
Commander Spock commented on Doctor McCoy’s album: What do modes of transporting vegetation have to do with the Captain issuing challenges of a canine nature to the Lieutenant?
Doctor McCoy commented on his album: OMG, Spock. STFU already.
Commander Spock commented on Doctor McCoy’s album: Understood.

Captain Kirk sent Lieutenant Sulu a private message: Thanks, Hikaru. Appreciate the save. Too bad nobody believes you.
Lieutenant Sulu responded to Captain Kirk’s private message: Oh well. At least I tried. But next time you double-dog dare me to do anything, I will kill you.
Captain Kirk responded Lieutenant Sulu’s private message: Understood.

Captain Kirk staked a claim to his own private asteroid field. {Click here to stake claim to your own asteroid field.}
Captain Kirk sent Doctor McCoy an invitation to pilot his spaceflyer through his asteroid field on his way to the Golden Palace of Perfection. This shortcut can save Doctor McCoy eight minutes and 3 cubes of spaceflyer fuel.
Doctor McCoy responded to Captain Kirk’s invitation: Please, in the name of all that is now, ever was, or ever will be holy, leave me the f*^# alone.

Captain Kirk sent Ambassador Spock an invitation to pilot his spaceflyer through his asteroid field on his way to the Golden Palace of Perfection. This shortcut can save Ambassador Spock eight minutes and 3 cubes of spaceflyer fuel.
Ambassador Spock successfully piloted his spaceflyer through Captain Kirk’s asteroid field and arrived at the Golden Palace of Perfection to claim his own asteroid field. {Click here to stake claim to your own asteroid field.}

Captain Kirk built a mansion on his Pirate Paradise. {Click here to learn how to build your own mansion.}
Captain Kirk invited Ambassador Spock to be his neighbor on Pirate Paradise.
Ambassador Spock accepted Captain Kirk’s invitation to be his neighbor on Pirate Paradise. This gains Captain Kirk a new dock. {Click here to learn how you can gain your own dock.}
Ambassador Spock captured an enemy Pirateship on Pirate Paradise and added it to his Pirate fleet. {Click here to learn how to build your own Pirate fleet.}
Ambassador Spock invited Captain Kirk to Captain the latest addition to his Pirate Fleet.
Captain Kirk accepted Ambassador Spock’s invitation to Captain his latest Pirateship. This gains Ambassador Spock 12 new palm trees for his Pirate Paradise. {Click here to see how you can gain palm trees for your own Pirate Paradise.}

Ambassador Spock is now owner and manager of Skyscape Cinema. {Click here to learn how you can own and manage your own Skyscape Cinema.}
Ambassador Spock invited Captain Kirk to be chief projectionist at his Skyscape Cinema.
Captain Kirk accepted Ambassador Spock’s invitation to be chief projectionist at his Skyscape Cinema. This gains Ambassador Spock three new concession stands. {Click here to see how you can gain concession stands for your own Skyscape Cinema.}
Captain Kirk is now owner and manager of Skyscape Cinema. {Click here to learn how you can own and manage your own Skyscape Cinema.}
Captain Kirk sold out three showings in a row. This gains him a brand new marquee with space for unlimited words. {Click here to learn how you can gain your own marquee with space for unlimited words.}
Captain Kirk invited Ambassador Spock to be head cashier for all of his concession stands at his Skyscape Cinema.
Ambassador Spock accepted Captain Kirk’s invitation to be head cashier for all of his concession stands at his Skyscape Cinema. This gain Captain Kirk a second Skyscape Cinema franchise. {Click here to learn how you can gain your own second Skyscape Cinema franchise.}

Doctor McCoy sent Captain Kirk a private message: Okay. I’m sorry. You can go back to inviting me to play your stupid games. I didn’t realize how much I enjoyed telling you “no” until I didn’t have any more invitations.
Captain Kirk responded to Doctor McCoy’s private message: This wouldn’t have the taint of jealousy would it?
Doctor McCoy responded to Captain Kirk’s private message: Jealous my ass. Fine. Don’t send me any invitations you infant.
Captain Kirk responded to Doctor McCoy’s private message: If I do send you invitations, are you going to accept them? Or just use them as excuses to insult me?
Doctor McCoy responded to Captain Kirk’s private message: Insult you.
Captain Kirk responded to Doctor McCoy’s private message: I can live with that.

Captain Kirk sent Doctor McCoy an invitation to enroll in his University of Ubercoolness.
Doctor McCoy responded to Captain Kirk’s invitation to enroll in his University of Ubercoolness: This, of course, implies that you are ubercool. I have one response to that – NOT.
Captain Kirk sent Ambassador Spock an invitation to enroll in his University of Ubercoolness.
Ambassador Spock accepted Captain Kirk’s invitation to enroll in his University of Ubercoolness. This gains Captain Kirk a second building for his University. {Click here to learn how you can have your own University.}
Captain Kirk invited Commander Spock to be the Provost of his University of Ubercoolness.
Commander Spock accepted Captain Kirk’s invitation to be the Provost of his University of Ubercoolness. This gains Captain Kirk a football team for his University of Ubercoolness. {Click here to learn how you can gain your own football team for your own University.}
Captain Kirk commented on Commander Spock’s acceptance of his invitation to be Provost of his University of Ubercoolness: Oh, I’m sorry, t’hy’la. I meant to sent the invitation to Ambassador Spock. I didn’t think you would accept if I sent it to you.
Commander Spock responded to Captain Kirk’s comment: I was under the assumption that you had made that error. But I have no particular objection to indulging you when you play your fanciful games. So long as you do not expect me to be a fully engaged participant.
Captain Kirk responded to Commander Spock’s comment: I don’t expect you to be a fully engaged participating in my ‘pretend’ games. The real ones, though, are a totally different matter.
Commander Spock responded to Captain Kirk’s comment: Understood. Perhaps I could demonstrate my willingness to fully engage in a real activity of your choice.
Captain Kirk responded to Commander Spock’s comment: You got it. Our quarters. 5 minutes. Plan to be a fully engaged participant!

Captain Kirk is no longer on line.
Commander Spock is no longer on line.

Captain Kirk poked Commander Spock.
Commander Spock poked Captain Kirk.